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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

14.06.2025 03:44

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Do people really have sex with animals?

-mwahh

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Are there girls here who like group sex?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]